What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:01
Still no good.
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?
No way
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...